December 11, 2013
Posted by: Michael K
Linda Grey as Sue Ellen Ewing
Charlene Tilton as Lucy Ewing
Barney Bush’s ghost
Chase from The A-List Dallas
Gary Busey’s teeth
Papa Joe Simpson
A chewed-up piece of deep fried butter
Those are all beauties who are either from Texas or affiliated with the state of Texas in some way and any one of them would be a better choice for the face of Chanel’s Paris-Dallas collection than emo-faced Kirsten Stewart. Kunty Karl debuted his Texas-inspired métiers d’art collection (whatever that means) at Dallas Fair Park last night and he also announced that his new muse is as dead inside as he is. Kunty Karl needs to switch the brand of children’s hair he’s smoking, because his new shit is obviously doing crazy things to his zombie brains. Okay, okay, maybe Kunty Karl chose Kristen Stewart, because she makes him look alive in comparison. And judging by the crap she wore to the show in Dallas last night, I think he might hate her more than he hates a fat, ugly baby who eats food.
Really, WHAT IN THE HELL KIND OF GD OUTFIT IS THAT?!
That is the fanciest and ugliest period outfit I’ve ever seen. It’s giving me cramps in my eyeballs. This is some Orange is the New Barf shit. It’s like a cross between a leather prison jumpsuit (they wear that at the Kanye West State Penitentiary), a pair of RUN-DMC’s old pants and an orange biohazard waste trash bag.
And now that I think about it and have seen the tacky, ugly hoedown wear from the collection, I can’t wait to hate on this campaign when it comes out next year. Keep on trolling, Kunty Karl!
That was priceless. Thank you dlisted and Michael K
I noticed that some of the fashion as well as gossip media have made a correction. Those calling her The New Face of ……… They have become clearer. They are not highlighting The Face of Chanel and explain it is for a Collection (Campaign) only by Karl for Chanel. Like it was some kind of experiment or something.
Rumor has it that Chanel felt the need to clear that up. I guess the idea that her face could represent all that is Chanel (when we know it is actually the very beautiful Diane Kruger) was just too much to bear.
I don’t know about all of you but I cannot wait to see her on the Red Carpet dressed in one of these gowns below.
Sheep you must be so proud. You need to get out now and ask for these little gems. I bet all you will need is a week or months wages and you are good to go.
Oh and one last thing. Do all you Europeans really think we would like this crap? Don’t you think this is insulting to our American Indians and the women pioneers that forged this country. It is.
AGREE !!! And they chose the most insulting actor to represent this pile of shit.